Resignation

I’d like to resign with immediate effect.
I don’t think you can do that? I’m not sure? Have you checked?
And why do you want to resign from your post?
Can you tell me the reason that matters the most?
Well it’s simple, it’s not what they said it would be.
The job’s simply not like how they sold it to me.
Can you explain in more detail your cause for concern?
Is there a problem with how much you earn?
Well there’s that and the hours which are far more than stated,
And I didn’t take the job on thinking I would be hated,
I didn’t know I’d have to do half as much cleaning,
I’m beginning to understand just how you’re feeling.
I see that you must feel somewhat disappointed,
Are you beginning to regret you were ever appointed?
I’d not go that far but the job was mis-sold,
Just over six months and it’s made me feel old.
It’s much harder than all the past jobs that I’ve done,
Bar work and admin and cleaning aren’t fun
But you know what’s expected and at the end of the day
You get to go home and a decent day’s pay
So I’ve had it, it’s over, I want to resign
But your job role is ‘mother’ – you can NOT resign!